On a Scale of TOO … or is it TWO? … odd story, this Xmas present to myself. Viewing my Blogs you could positively assume that I have an odd fashion statement, but with normal feet.
My Online Shopping experience is happy and vast but this story tops anything I’ve heard.
I fell in love with Red Sparkle UGG Boots but felt the price for original Aussie Sparkle UGGs was too high for me to splurge on something *”too, too, too” (*see last Blog) - and I really wanted three pairs – red, silver and gold. I shopped around and ordered from China; free shipping, but didn’t read their Returns Policy. Free shipping takes the slow boat from China so when ordered in winter they finally arrived into spring and well past my party-date. I thrust my sweaty toes into them, stood up and stumbled. Looking down I saw two left feet – shock and horror – but I did question could I manage to wear them? for they were absolutely beautiful and I had a party.
Decision to send them back! This started an email saga. Send one left boot back, we send you one right boot, you pay postage. Not our fault. No, you send two left boot back, we send two boot back, you pay postage. Not our fault. Shades of annoyance could be identified, intruding into the poor English (especially singular word boot); it certainly wasn’t any fault of mine. I definitely did not have two left feet, nor did I know two people with only one left foot who would welcome such a fashion item. Oh, and the size was odd too. The box stated one size, the stickers on heels stated another and on finding the obscure label inside, it read differently again. One thing of which I was certain was that the size fitted my left foot perfectly, the quality was fantastic and they were splendidly beautiful. Emails continued; I was now afraid I would get one or two right boots in exchange for two left boots; could I hope for a matching pair, correct size?
I was unhappy paying $40 shipping so thought I could consolidate by ordering another pair – this time SILVER (free shipping remember) and stipulating the same size as the RED ones. Never be so logical. Now the demands continued, to pay extra shipping in order to have the correct boots returned. I argued. Demands were made that I cancel any negative/neutral feedback, too. I would not get my 2 pairs of paid-for UGGs if I didn’t pay another shipping charge of $17 and write good feedback. Summer was approaching, hot and humid down-under, not weather for UGGs.
Yes, the RED and the SILVER pairs of UGG boots finally arrived … but they are different sizes, labelled 38 and 39 (should be both 39). More arguments via email until I couldn’t stand the threats and poor communication any longer. I am wearing the red UGGs happily, I have the silver UGGs hidden in my closet not yet brave enough to tell my husband the complete UGGly story and hoping to shave out some fur and get zippers fitted. Cinderella’s UGGly sisters – new version.
I’m now off to a Xmas BBQ at a rural aerodrome in NSW wearing my hot red sparkle UGGs which are totally too, too, too on a scale of TOO for this particular company, but because of my advanced years I can plead eccentricity or I forgot to take off my slippers??? My feet are so happy; both my left one and my right one – a matching pair. Remembering my last wedding, when I wore red, well I wore gorgeous red sparkle shoes. If I renew my vows on 29/2/12 (1st anniversary) I should wear my red sparkle UGGs – like the marriage, now a matching pair, all bought Online?
When Online shopping at LOVE AIR you may imagine you have two left feet but you will find someone to match up your dream, as with my UGGs. It could be a little uncomfortable at first but it is worth the perseverance for a happy ending, believe me. I’m not sworn off Online Shopping nor am I sworn off marriage; I met my new husband Online - remember the longest blind date?
When weird stuff happens, it is up to the individual and circumstances as to whether you should work it through or give up quickly – relationships or UGGs. After a life-time of rash decisions and hurt pride I can now say that a little patience and a re-setting of the rules is preferable to a complete cut-off in a partnership, which had good times. It’s a bit like the difference in reaction to “You have a good day”. “Who are you to tell me to have a good day!” is one reaction. Preferably put the emphasis on GOOD, and go out and smile at the sky. Checked out LOVE AIR prospects today?
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